Bri Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 The conversations between a transmuted hamster and a taciturn ranger can turn surreal... Boo: “Just what iss wrong with me? Why do all the otherss ssmell that much different than me.†Valygar: “It might be because you insist on eating too much lettuce.†Boo: “Ooh…ssorry…didn’t mean to bother you Valygar, ssir.“ Valygar: “Doesn’t matter, even an inbred orc with a cold could have smelled you…upwind from you.†Boo: “That issn’t very nisse, Valygar sir.†Valygar: “No, but it is the truth. I recommend changing your eating habits, for it endangers us all otherwise.†Boo: “And what iss wrong with what I eat? Ass I undersstand it, it iss very healthy.†Valygar: “Boo, you eat almost one thing, and one thing only. Lettuce. You are right that it is healthy for you, but in the amount you eat…well, it is a good ######.†Boo: “Di…di…diu…diurhetoric?†Valygar: “Let’s just say that it is the reason you sleep away from camp as you do.†Link to comment
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