What is it?

[Bri]

1.   It is a useful tool, usually about 6 or 8 inches long.

 

2.   Its function is enjoyed by members of both sexes.

 

3.   It is often found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.

 

4.   It usually has a clump of little hairy things at one end, and a small hole at the other.

 

5.   In use, it is inserted, nearly always willingly, into a warm, moist fleshy opening where it is thrust in and drawn out, again and again, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, many times in succession. This is often accompanied by squirming body movements.

 

6.   Anyone hearing it in action will instantly recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound that comes from its well-lubricated movements.

 

7.   When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky, white substance that will have to be cleaned from both its long glistening shaft and the opening’s outer surfaces.

 

8.   When its activity is through, and the liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely-hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action.

 

9.   Hopefully it reaches its bristling climax two or three times a day, but often much less.

 

 

 

What is it?

 

 

 

a toothbrush

[Uriel]

This broadcast has been rated "R".

 

Or maybe "X".

 

Or maybe "G".

 

Uriel